TIFU by BM'ing myself

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2021.10.17 23:32 Late_Organization832 TIFU by BM'ing myself

I am broke as hell and was at Biolife donating plasma for some extra money. I ran into an old high school/college buddy while I was there and we got to talking. He asked me what my plans were for the weekend, and I told him I was broke so I was probably just going to hangout at home for the weekend.
 
He mentioned to me about a string cheese eating contest at a bar a few towns over. For context, when we were in college I took multiple food eating bets and won most of them (like someone betting me a case of beer I couldn't eat 2 lbs of tilapia or something like that).
 
I'm lactose intolerant but I do love string cheese regardless. I have these lactose intolerant pills that help relieve some of the "damage" from having dairy. I was a bit reluctant because it's been many years since I did a food competition, but ultimately I agreed. I figured even if I lose, I get a free meal. If I win, the cash prize is $100, and I get a free meal.
 
We show up at the string cheese eating contest and the competition looks weak. I wasn't sure how many lactaid pills to take so I just took a handful - I would guess at least 10 but not more than 30. We met up with a few more of our buddies/mutual friends at the bar. I was able to arrange a few side bets before the competition started. I bet one buddy that I could eat at least 50 string cheese for a case of beer and $10. I had another bet that I would win 1st place for a pack of cigarettes and a bottle of whiskey.
 
The contest starts and I was strong out the gate. There were a few ambitious individuals that got burnt out pretty quick. The competition didn't last long, only about 10 mins. Before we knew it, it was me and one other guy. He tapped out at 34 string cheese, and I was able to make it to 62 string cheese. I could have stopped at 35 for the win, but I wanted to get at least 50 to win my side bet and any extra beyond that was still free food, so I went until I was literally in pain.
 
After winning the contest, me and my buds started drinking a lot. Later in the night I got my case of beer, cigarettes, whiskey, and cash. We went to one of the friend's houses that was a short walk from the bar away, and we continued to drink, smoke, and drink some more. At that point I pretty much completely forgot about donating plasma and got drunk way quicker than I normally do. I blacked out.
 
In the morning I woke up at my apartment and my girlfriend was there. I could instantly read her mood and realize something wasn't right. Basically the second she realized I was awake, she started yelling at me. Apparently I blacked out, my friends called and Uber for me, loaded me into the Uber, and I BM'ed my pants on the way home. She had to talk the Uber driver down from calling the cops on me, and was able to get me safely back in my apartment. She gave me a phone number and told me call the number and sort out what I owe the driver for damages.
 
TL;DR: I ran into a buddy while donating plasma, he told me about a string cheese eating contest at the local legion, I made some side bets, and won the contest with 62 string cheese. Proceeded to black out, my friends loaded me into an Uber where I had an unexpected BM on myself. My gf had to calm down the Uber driver and help me into my apartment. Now I have to pay damages. Don't matter cause I'm the 2021 string cheese eating champ.
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CMC owner is looking at 3-3 and really light at RB.
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So why are they always overlooked?
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